Sir Soda: Okay, but he's probably already dead. See-Thru Princess: No! He'll find Marceline! See-Thru Princess: I just - it's my right, you know. Sandy: He'll take one step outside and get his gross crack stuck in his own foot. Marceline is a fun-loving and playful 1,000-year-old vampire queen. Glassboy knows more about her than anyone! Marceline Abadeer (full title: Marceline the Vampire Queen) is one of the main characters in Adventure Time and the main protagonist of the miniseries Stakes. Marceline: Okay! Nope, no! It's not done yet. Marceline: I guess I have been going for a new sound this time. Princess Bubblegum: No, no! It's admirable. Princess Bubblegum: I rarely see you this focused. Marceline: It's pretty whatever, I don't know. Princess Bubblegum: How's the song coming along? Glassboy: I know she's out there! She's probably slaying a dragon right now! Sir Soda: And you're going to the jail tower for this! Sandy: Marceline lived a hecka long time ago! Glassboy: No, I can fix it! I'll find Marceline! Sandy: No singing in the world can stop the horrors to come now! See-Thru Princess: Hey! I'm sure he didn't mean. Limeston: Your hideous face has angered the creature! Glassboy: Crack! Crack crack crack crack crack crack! Crack crack crack crack crack crack - oof! Glassboy: Oh, hi Larvo! I'm just gonna fix my crack and get. Glassboy: Huh! It's working! My life is turnin' around. I don't really care about the stomping on the coconut. Sandy: Choirmaster! Make the children sing! Glass Person #1: Yeah, you have a great personality! See-Thru Princess: I like the way you are. The furnace used to fix people! Broken people. Glassboy: I read about it in this ancient book. We don't have to be afraid of the furnace anymore! what if Marceline slayed Larvo? He hasn't been seen since that day. See-Thru Princess: And once a year, we gather to sing her holy song to keep the monster locked up in the furnace. With her silver shovel and a holy song, she cast Larvo back into the depths of the pit! But the Lightning Lord above saw our trouble and sent us a hero. See-Thru Princess: Larvo's fire gunked up our entire kingdom. Until from deep within the ancient furnace rose the dragon Molto Larvo! And, for hundreds of years, things were cool. See-Thru Princess: And thus was born our glorious Glass Kingdom. See-Thru Princess: Back in the old days, the wasteland desert was struck with a bolt of magic lightning. Glass Person #3: Doesn't everything you read just leak outta ya? Glassboy: Wait, wait! Hold on you guys! Sorry I'm late princess.
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